Monday, 15 March 2010
Words by GRTHINK
A: Hi there, I was checking this before it goes live,
and there’s some pretty scary flaws.
A: Any news?
B: Yeah, I check it all, it’s okay now.
A: Are you sure you’ve checked it?
B: Yes, definitely, can you just set it live, please?
A: It’s just that... well, there’s bits missing.
B: Have you twigged this guy? He’s so annoying.
C: He might have a point…
B: Quiet, you.
Tuesday, 9 March 2010
Monday, 8 March 2010
Text by GRTHINK
A: So, how often do you come here?
B: Pretty much every day.
A: Oh, right.
B: Yeah, I’ve kinda got to, because I work here?
A: Do you want a hand lifting that?
B: Um, yeah, okay. Could you get that end?
A: (under breath) OMFGthat’stoofuckenheavy
B: You okay there?
A: Oh yeah…totally fine.
Thursday, 4 March 2010
Words by AnxietyDecending:
A: Here, this is for you.
B: Oh, thanks. What did I do to deserve this?
A: You know, little things I guess.
A: I feel like you're leaving me behind sometimes.
B: Well, that really wasn't my intention.
A: I know, but still.
B: So what do we do now?
B: You've got a one track mind.
A: I don't see what's so wrong with it, it's not like you're against it.
B: You're only going to be able to distract me like this for so long, sooner or later we'll have do deal with this.
A: I just don't want things to change.
Cameraphone retardation and pictures by grthink
Tuesday, 23 February 2010
A: Sir, can I talk to you?
A: Just have you for one second, please.
Sir, the bathroom was just torn apart.
A: Did you do it?
A: You didn't just smash up the bathroom?
A: Well who did?
B: I don't know.
A: You're hand is bleeding.
B: I cut myself.
B: On my knife.